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rabiahthehawkling asked: "Hallo little vulpix." Nuru tossed a fire stone over to Spoony.

*Twixy stares at the fire stone in fascination*

Thanks for the fire stone, dude! I think I’ll just hold onto it for a while, though. Not sure if I want to evolve him/her just yet.

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Anonymous asked: You find a green box waiting for you on a table. As you open it, a small firework raises from the box, forming a picture of your personal, happiest moment of 2012. What does it show you?

*The Firework reveals a large image of Spoony with several people, a dog and several orb shaped creatures sitting around, having fun while watching a movie. Among the people in the image, Spoony recognizes the four Insanos, Linkara, Oreo and many other reviewers.*

You think that with all the crap that goes on in my life, and given that 2012 was a fucking weird year for me (what with the whole Ma-Ti/Plot Hole thing, The Gaurdian, getting my brain switched with an alternate universe Insano, and other things I don’t even want to go into), I’d have some pretty interesting moments.

    ….Okay, so the firework thing—whatever in the flying two fisted fuck that was supposed to be—isn’t really showing a moment that I exactly remember…I mean, I’m pretty sure I haven’t been in the same room with all of them at the same time at any given point of the year….and Spoonette was in another dimension when I met her.

    Oh wait, I think I get it! I’m guessing that since a lot of my happiest moments from this year are just me being around other people, the thing’s just combining everything into one vision. I guess it makes sense; I mean, they are pretty awesome guys for dealing with my raving bullshit on a regular basis, and for helping not make 2012 completely suck balls for me.

    Still…seriously, dude? You couldn’t just pick one moment? Not even one single fucking moment? That pretty lame, dude.

[Note:I’d planned on having an art piece went with this response, but it’s not quite done yet. I’ll probably go back and add it once I actually get the image finished/scanned.]

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ask-mechakara asked: You hear a knock at the door. When you open it, you find a red box, adressed to you. Inside, you find what appears to be a human heart, as well as a note. "To Spoony, on a pointless meatbag holiday celebrating a massacre. On second thought, give this to Burton, he'll appreciate it more. Meatbag."

Oh…oh god….what the fuck, dude?! Ew…who in the flying blue fuck even does something like that? I mean, there’s being ironic and literal and then there’s being a creepy ass serial killer.

What the hell would I even do with a human heart, dude?! Better yet, what would Burton even do with a human heart?

…on second thought; I don’t even want to know.

[[Mod Note: Hey everyone! Kind of sort of off hiatus for a couple weeks. At my grandparents and  aunt’s house at the moment, helping get things cleaned up and moved into their new houses, and also kind of help around the house while my aunt’s recovering from surgery. Not sure if I’ll actively get involved in any on-going RP story-lines, but I know that I will be able to answer questions a little more frequently for the next couple weeks. ]]

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rabiahthehawkling asked: Can I have plastic bottles? I'm making an island.

Umm….sure, whatever. I guess I got to get rid of some trash around here anyways

*Gives him empty plastic bottles*

Knock yourself out….

ask-femlinksano:

I don’t think we’ve ever met personally before, but I’ve heard a few things about you. You’re that alternate universe version of Linksano from that genderflipped universe, aren’t you? You and Insano sort of have a thing for each other, right? 

Whatever, that’s not any of my damn business.

Anyways, I don’t really have any problems with you staying here for a while. Hey, if you’re able to get along with Insano that well, then you’ve got to be a pretty okay chick (or probably just as crazy as most of the other Insanos), and I’d be more than okay having you around.

Besides, this place could benefit from having a woman around here. Right now, Oreo’s really the only other girl around here, and she’s a dog. And, it can’t get much more livelier around here, could it?

So, yeah…I don’t really see a problem with you hanging around for a little while. Just make sure you and Insano don’t blow up the house or get us all killed with some weird science-y shit. Me especially; I’ve been dead, cloned and a Black Lantern zombie before. Believe me—being cloned wasn’t that bad, but the Black Lantern part is a happy little piece of blood-flavored nightmare hell that I don’t want to go through twice. *Shudders*

Holiday-related conversations!

ask-president-schlumper:

askspoony asked: Since everyone over in my dimension seems to be getting in the holiday spirit; Is there anything about the Holiday season in your dimension that’s different from what usually happens over here? Or if there isn’t; is there anything (traditions and such) that you specifically do to celebrate the holidays that could be considered unconventional?

Well I’ve never had a Christmas in your universe so I don’t know if ours is any different to yours. Christmas here was originally a Christian holiday to celebrate the birth of Jesus and for a lot of people that is still an important part of it. However, Christmas has grown from its original roots into a massive holiday that anyone can enjoy.

Now-a-days at Christmas people generally buy each other presents, send Christmas cards, watch Christmas specials on T.V., get together with their families and have a MASSIVE Christmas dinner. Oh and Farther Christmas and Santa Christ deliver presents to all the children in the world. If they’ve been good they get a present but if they’ve been bad then they get a piece of soap, if it’s Farther Christmas who visits them, or they are forced to do a penance, if it’s Santa Christ who visits them. You do NOT want a penance from Santa Christ. Santa Christ is a little… extreme sometimes in his punishments. *Mutters angrily to himself* I said I was sorry. I was only ten. It was just an accident. I didn’t mean to blow up that toilet. He didn’t need to make me clean EVERY other toilet in the school with my toothbrush. *Normal voice again* Thinking about it Santa Christ’s presents aren’t the best either. What three year old WANTS a Bible for Christmas?

It’s actually thanks to Christmas that Oscar and I first got into SCIENCE! We got a ‘Junior Science Set’ as a present and we never looked back. I should probably point out that Farther Christmas was the one who gave us THAT present. I don’t think Santa Christ would have given it to us. It’s not that Santa Christ doesn’t like SCIENCE it’s just he doesn’t think children should be that interested in how things work at a young age.

I celebrate Christmas pretty much like anybody else now-a-days. I buy presents for everyone and Spoonette makes me send cards. On Christmas day itself Dolly wakes me up at about 5am and I tell her to go back to bed. At about 7 I give in and we go down stairs. Dolly opens a few of her presents. Then we all go to Church, most people do unless they want to upset Santa Christ and Spoonette is a Catholic. After that we go home and Dolly opens the last of her presents from Farther Christmas or Santa Christ and also the ones from me and Spoonette. Then Spoonette’s parents come over and give Dolly another present from them. We all have Christmas Dinner and after that Spoonette’s parents stay for a few hours before heading home. We end the day by watching Christmas specials and eat leftovers for tea.

You’ll have to tell ME if it’s any different in your universe because, like I said, I don’t know if that’s HOW you celebrate Christmas where you live.

Yeah…what you got sounds pretty much similar to how it is over here. Well, except for the penance from Santa Christ. He’s a bit nicer of a guy in this universe. Bad kids are usually given coal by Father Christmas (though some people just call him Santa. Confusing, huh?)—which I never really understood. I mean, when you think about it, coal is a LOT more useful than certain things. I mean, it can provide heat for cryin’ out loud!  Some people would wish they were so lucky. Though, I could see the usefulness in soap too. Probably lot cleaner than coal (every pun intended) The penance thing seems a bit more realistic, if not kind of extreme.  Sorry, kind of went into a little bit of a tangent there….

But, yeah; maybe someday if you and your brother manage to figure out how to go between your universe and ours, you (and maybe Spoonette and the baby, too, if you can manage it) could probably come over to this universe to celebrate Christmas sometime. I’m pretty sure that Linkara wouldn’t mind having you over for a little while.

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rabiahthehawkling asked: Hallo! *Gives Twixy an oran berry.*

Thanks! *Twixy eats berry*

[[Mod Note again: Yeah, I should probably make it kind of clear that I’m not really a very hardcore Pokemon player/fan. I used to be back when I was a bit younger, so I’m kind of familiar with some things, like some of the earlier Pokemon. But, there’s a lot that I either don’t remember or don’t know about, so I’m a bit lost. Seriously, I have no idea if I just poisoned Twixy or not. I have no idea what an Oran berry does!]]

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Anonymous asked: How do you feel about the fact that Insano has three other Mad Scientists in his lab/ your basement at the moment?

Admittedly, I should be a bit suspicious. I mean, the last time that there were a bunch of Insanos in one place, hypertime got a little weird and all the Insano’s started trying to beat the living shit out of each other. I’m just lucky that nothing got damaged and we didn’t get kicked out of the hotel room for fire-code violations or something. Seriously, how the heck did they all manage to fit in one room like that?

Nevermind—Anyways, seeing as that I haven’t been hearing any extremely strange noises coming from the basement, nothing up here seems to have gone up in flames, and I haven’t heard any reports from anyone about the Insanos trying to kill or experiment on anyone yet, I’m pretty much okay with it. 

Still…*looks furtively over shoulder*probably better keep my guard up.

[[Mod Note: Sorry I haven’t been around much. Finals and sickness have kind of been keeping me busy lately.]]